iMBECIL

(This is a Carlos Creator letter for Joe Satriani)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbdDRDbsBqQ ----LISTEN TO THIS FIRST

Hi man... Just to say a few straigh things...

1- The melody that you mean that band... how is called...mmm... Coldpaly... no... Coldplay ... That melody that you say they stole to you.... Its a very tipicall melody when you got nothing to say... so this is for you and for then... Its a very tipical melody with tipical chords... with... do i keep writing?... you know it and... of course they didnt copy it... every year there are like 100 bands in the world doing the same melody... and they think is so original...

2- In 1991 after i realeased my 4 tracks album with the english label called "PRESIDENT RECORDS" ...(People like Grahan Bonnet, Mario Parga, etc...and many more) i travelled to Holland with Frederic Garcia fron LAG guitars to the music expo in there (Rotterdam)... In there i gave a tape (not a demo tape... a tape from President Records released) to Jonathan Mover... (The drummer that was with you in that time man) and we spoke about playing together... but at the end we didnt make an album together...

3- 2 years after you played one very silly thing that i played on my album "PURE GUITAR" (the tape that i gave previously to Jonathan...). The song was called "Making Satanick Train". It wasnt a proper song...(my one) I tried to do an experimental way of putting noises together like in  contemporaneum music..."The train" at the end of a song...  it was funny... But i saw Jonathan on that album (Time Machine) and my "Train" in yours ("Dreaming #11" from the album called "TIME MACHINE") exactly like me... at the end... can i ask... whos got my tape? ... i have to say... i felt proud of it... (but you took it from my album, right?)

4- I didnt do anything for all this time... but when i heard about that melody in between you and coldplay i thought... I cant stand this anymore... (I have to say a prefer Coldplays melody...)

5- I have to say that the rest of your album... mmm... some parts are very... suspicious... (Specially those parts with only guitars like my album... "I am become death"? ... ill put my album available on internet for people to think properly... (An album recorded in the four tracks Tascam of my friend Johny)... The album was called PURE GUITAR... no drums or keyboards or special efx...

5- So now i just fell that the people must know about your actitude... The strategy of demanding coldplay is so.... how do you say in english... selfish? ... si... muy interesado